So, we all know that Sacrament Meeting is a wonderful hour of reflection and opportunity to gain from the truths shared. That being said,...I often learn so many OTHER things during this hour of spiritual fulfillment.
Yesterday's lesson: Turns out that after Mom does her 'going-to-church-pat-down-of-the-boys" we should never, ever decide to fill the pockets of our suit with sunflower seeds with the intent to eat them during the aformentioned meeting so to stay off impending starvation. (Of course we are talking Garrett here, and it's not even Fast Sunday...he's simply ALWAYS sure he will starve to death.) So, if we suck all the salt off the shell, bite the shell to get out the seed, Mom will not be at all happy if we spit the shell into her bag carrying her scriptures and YW stuff.
Clearly a more detailed plan was needed.
Garrett also learned that Mom can remember the offense through the entire block of church and is still willing to hand down judgement afterwards.
Now thats a scene i'd pay money to see!
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